I couldn’t take a picture of today’s Traffic Asshole of the Week because it’s foggy out and all you really would have gotten to see with my shitty camera is fog with two taillights in it. Not too interesting.

Since there’s no visual accompaniment, I’ll make it brief.

Cruising along the freeway today - again, admittedly foggy - going about 60mph. I was one exit before I needed to get off the freeway and was driving alongside the freeway onramp.

As the person already on the freeway, it’s my job to maintain speed and constancy so the guy on the ramp can adjust accordingly and properly merge. I had a three-second following distance behind the guy in front of me, and there was quite a bit of space behind me. The guy merging had plenty of space.

Did he take it? Hell, no.

He decided it would be a good idea to pace me - match speed and position so he’d eventually merge right into my side. I started getting worried because he was running out of room, so I sped up, at which point he decided it was a race and also sped up.

Hey, my exit was next, so I decided to slow down and let him in. I mean, who cares, right?

This guy merging saw that and then decided to slow down, too, so that he was again pacing me speed-wise, but now his rear bumper was going to merge into my front fender.

Time to lay on the horn.

You know what? The guy just continued to merge.

He slowed me down to 45mph, merging ever closer to my front bumper. I couldn’t get around him because of the solid line of cars in the other lane.

He then stayed at 45 - 15 mph less than the rest of traffic - all the way to my exit. As I exited, he merged into the fast lane, still going 45.

What an asshole.

I finished my coat last night, washing it for the first time since it was fully assembled and then pressing it. My hem’s not terribly straight, but the coat is flowy enough that I don’t think you’ll notice. As you can see, it’s very similar to the coat Keanu Reeves wore in the second Matrix movie, but mine doesn’t part in the front under the buttons the way his does. Damn close, though. I’m pretty proud of it - it’s the first article of clothing I’ve ever really sewn.

I stopped after work to have dinner with Todd, a friend of mine I hadn’t seen for a long time. It was good to see him again and catch up.

After I got done with that, I started heading home, but it took me 30 minutes just to get on the freeway and get to the next exit, just one mile down the road. I got off the freeway and stopped at Fred Meyer and wasted an hour in there so the traffic would die down. I ended up making it home around 8:00p. Ridiculous. The only thing that happened was that it had rained that day. We’re in Oregon, folks. It rains all the time. Figure out how to drive in it.

I saw that the Indiana Jones trilogy is out on DVD. I’ve got a $10 off coupon for it at Costco; I’ll have to go this weekend and pick it up.

I’m really digging iTunes for Windows. It does everything I want it to, with a few shortcomings:

• It doesn’t synchronize your contacts with Outlook
• It doesn’t automatically start up when I plug my iPod in
• When you lock your workstation using CTRL-ALT-DEL, it pauses playback (which is a problem if your screensaver locks your workstation but you’re still listening to music)

The demo project I’m working on is quickly coming to a close. I’m done with it on November 7th, when we have to ship it to the sales guys so they can prep and show it to customers at RDC. Which means there are two more weeks until we’re done… not much time, and a lot still to do. Here’s hoping.

…Okay, I just typed this up and tried to post it. Got a “server not found” error. ARGH. Hopefully I’ll get this thing posted at some point today.

I went to the Microsoft Office System Launch Event in Portland yesterday, so I didn’t get to blog. However, I did write an entry, and here it is…

I’m sitting in a reasonably dry lecture about integrating Office and Visual Studio and I realize I never wrote yesterday about my new HDTV.

Actually. The TV isn’t new, just the HDTV service.

Jenn called the cable company and set up an appointment for Saturday between 8 and noon. Of course, to the cable company, that means ten after noon. Regardless, the cable guy showed up and basically all he did was give me a new cable box.

Next thing I know, I’m watching the crispest picture on TV that I’ve seen since I first got a DVD player. And the sound… Dolby Digital 5.1! Amazing!

HDTV is always in widescreen, which I wasn’t aware of. And for the folks with smaller TVs, I guess that’s not so great. For us with 40” tube TVs, that’s just fine. Seeing programs in widescreen is a nice change - you get to see more, and it’s a nice new perspective.

For example, Sunday night ABC showed Toy Story 2. See it on normal TV, it’s full screen in stereo. In HDTV, it’s widescreen and has a picture clearer than DVD.

The real experience was with Alias. Jennifer Garner in high definition alone is worth the cost of admission. That plus surround sound and I’m a happy camper.

If you have an HD ready TV, it’s worth your while to get HDTV. Don’t have the TV? Time to upgrade. I, personally, can’t wait until high definition DVDs. Better picture, but yet another reason to re-buy all of the movies we have.

I finished up everything on my Halloween costume except for the hem on the bottom. It’s looking really good. I put buttons in instead of Velcro as the closure (a Velcro closure? how cheesy), and it makes all the difference. Thank goodness for automatic buttonhole makers on sewing machines.

I forgot to post this last week, but this guy at work has one of the original Minis. It’s very cool, and I’m admittedly jealous.

Friday I went DVD shopping with my dad and bought a crapload of stuff. I got A Christmas Story (20th Anniversary Edition), National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (Special Edition with ornament), The Osbournes Season 2, The Italian Job, The Matrix Reloaded, and Strange Brew. I also picked up Resident Evil: Dead Aim for PS2, a game that will work with my GunCon 2 controller. Jenn got the Lion King collector’s set. All in all, quite the haul.

I was going to write more, but I’ve taken like four hours to type this out because I’m fighting fires with our extranet domain controller, so I’ll have to get back to it later.

I noticed for the last couple of days that my DNS forwarding from www.paraesthesia.com to paraesthesia.mildperil.net was on the fritz. Not sure why, but it’s back now. That’s a Good Thing, because I didn’t want to have to fight the powers and move my DNS forwarding to someone else. What a pain.

My POP3 mail is back online, so I’m able to use Outlook Express instead of stupid webmail, and I’m mega-pleased about that. Took long enough.

My demo project at work is coming along well. I think I’m beating the expectations, which I try to do, and which I think people appreciate. I’m working off a 24 page spec document (each page has a screen shot of what they want), and I’m on page 23. Of course, page 24 is a bulleted list of things they didn’t have time to mock up screen shots for…

I’m getting HDTV from Comcast this weekend. Tomorrow morning the cable guy should be at my place to swap me cable boxes and provide my gateway to the world of the HD. Looking forward to that. High-definition Alias, here I come!

Apple finally released iTunes for Windows, and I couldn’t be more pleased. I was using ephPod (because Musicmatch Jukebox is a hunk of shit) and ephPod was giving me errors and refusing to sync my stuff. iTunes works perfectly (so far) and - best of all - it’s free. I’m digging it. At some point, I may even buy stuff from the Apple Music store.