music, gaming comments edit

Last night I got my copy of the Grand Theft Auto: Vice City soundtrack boxed set. Seven discs of some of the best 80’s music out there. Why the actual 80’s radio stations don’t play this sort of thing is beyond me. It’s hard to put a label on something and say something like “this is the definitive 80’s collection.” That’s a bold statement. So, instead, I’ll say that this is damn close to the definitive 80’s collection.

I noticed on Amazon they don’t list the songs that are on each disc, so I’ll do that here. Again, it’s a seven disc set - each disc represents a radio station that you can listen to in the game. So beyond the songs that are on the discs, they also put parody commercials and fake station ID jingles. They do not overlap any of the songs; the songs exist on the discs in their entirety and aren’t mixed together the way radio stations do. So it’s the best of all worlds. Anyway, here you go:

  • Disc 1: V-Rock
    • Judas Priest - You’ve Got Another Thing Comin’
    • Motley Crue - Too Young to Fall in Love
    • Megadeth - Peace Sells
    • Rockstar’s Lovefest - Dangerous Bastard
    • Autograph - Turn Up The Radio
    • Twisted Sister - I Wanna Rock
    • Ozzy Osbourne - Bark At The Moon
    • Anthrax - Madhouse
    • Iron Maiden - 2 Minutes To Midnight
    • Slayer - Raining Blood
    • Tesla - Cumin’ Atcha Live
    • David Lee Roth - Yankee Rose
  • Disc 2: Wave 103
    • Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Two Tribes
    • Tears for Fears - Pale Shelter
    • Kim Wilde - Kids in America
    • Blondie - Atomic
    • A Flock of Seagulls - I Ran (So Far Away)
    • The Human League - (Keep Feeling) Fascination
    • Nena - 99 Luftballons
    • The Psychedelic Furs - Love My Way
    • Spandau Ballet - Gold
    • Thomas Dolby - Hyperactive!
    • Romeo Void - Never Say Never
    • Corey Hart - Sunglasses At Night
  • Disc 3: Emotion 98.3
    • Toto - Africa
    • Jan Hammer - Crockett’s Theme
    • John Waite - Missing You
    • Cutting Crew - (I Just) Died In Your Arms
    • Foreigner - Waiting For A Girl Like You
    • Mr. Mister - Broken Wings
    • Roxy Music - More Than This
    • Squeeze - Tempted
    • REO Speedwagon - Keep On Loving You
    • Night Ranger - Sister Christian
    • Luther Vandross - Never Too Much
    • Kate Bush - Wow
  • Disc 4: Flash FM
    • Hall & Oates - Out Of Touch
    • Electric Light Orchestra - Four Little Diamonds
    • Michael Jackson - Billie Jean
    • The Outfield - Your Love
    • Talk Talk - Life’s What You Make It
    • Bryan Adams - Run To You
    • Wang Chung - Dance Hall Days
    • Go West - Call Me
    • Lionel Richie - Running With The Night
    • Laura Branigan - Self Control
    • INXS - Kiss the Dirt (Falling Down the Mountain)
    • Yes - Owner Of A Lonely Heart
  • Disc 5: Wildstyle Pirate Radio
    • Herbie Hancock - Rockit
    • Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five - The Message
    • Zapp & Roger - More Bounce to the Ounce
    • Davy DMX - One For The Treble
    • Mantronix - Bassline
    • Man Parrish - Hip Hop Be Bop (Don’t Stop)
    • Hashim - Al-Narfiysh (The Soul)
    • Cybotron - Clear
    • Afrika Bambaataa & The Soulsonic Force - Looking for the Perfect Beat
    • Run DMC - Rock Box
    • Kurtis Blow - The Breaks
    • Whodini - Magic’s Wand
  • Disc 6: Fever 105
    • Michael Jackson - Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’
    • The Pointer Sisters - Automatic
    • Fat Larry’s Band - Act Like You Know
    • MTume - Juicy Fruit
    • Teena Marie - Behind The Groove
    • Oliver Cheatham - Get Down Saturday Night
    • Rick James - Ghetto Life
    • Evelyn ‘Champagne’ King - Shame
    • Mary Jane Girls - All Night Long
    • Kool & The Gang - Summer Madness
    • Rene & Angela - I’ll Be Good
    • Whispers - And The Beat Goes On
  • Disc 7: Radio Espantoso
    • Deodato - Super Staut
    • Cachao - A Gozar Con Mi Combo
    • Mongo Santamaria - Me And You Baby (Picao Y Tostao)
    • Machito And His Afro-Cuban Orchestra - Mambo Mucho Mambo
    • Xavier Cugat And His Orchestra - Jamay
    • Mongo Santamaria - Mama Papa Tu
    • Unaesta - La Vida Es Una Lenteja
    • Lonnie Liston Smith - Expansions
    • Irahere - Aguanile
    • Beny More - Maracaibo Oriento
    • Deodato - Latin Flute
    • Tito Puente - Manbo Gozon

Okay, I’ll admit that I don’t know too many on discs 5 and 7, but hey - for $50, that’s seven discs of some of the best 80’s out there. Plus, each disc allows you to go online and get a cheat code for the game. Hey, everybody wins.

On a sort of related note, I got contacted by Amazon customer service via email and they said everything was on track to ship me the game and get it to me by the 7th. Here’s hoping. I’d like to schedule my week off. My cat desperately needs the declawing.

personal comments edit

[I have the worst headache right now, and I’m not sure if it’s from a lack of caffeine or too much caffeine. I’m feeding it coffee and Excedrin Migraine to see if it will go away. If anything, hopefully I will shortly be in a better mood.]

Even if you are not a science nut, you should enjoy this report on the electron band structure in Germanium. Trust me, this is the bomb. I couldn’t have written it better myself. Apparently, this guy actually turned this in. I’d have given him an A.

gaming, movies comments edit
Date: Tuesday, November 05, 2002 1:25 PM
Subject: Your order has shipped (#XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX)

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There you can:

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The following items were included in this shipment:

Qty      Item                           Price  Shipped  Subtotal
1        Grand Theft Auto: Vice City    $49.99   1      $49.99 , LLC item sold by Kids, Inc. 

1        The James Bond Collection, Vol $81.22   1      $81.22 


personal comments edit

posterOkay, before I get into this weekend, let me state for the record that I found another poster that I need to get. I don’t know where I’d put it; I don’t have anywhere available in my apartment. But it calls to me. It says, “Buy me! Buy me!” It does this with unrelenting intensity.

Thus far, I have successfully exercised my will against it. I’m not sure how long I can hold out.

This weekend, Jenn and I went to a costume party. I went as a ninja; Jenn went as Mary Katherine Gallagher. Her costume was way better than mine, I think, but only because I ended up making my costume out of a sweat suit.

The party itself was very cool. There were probably 15 people over at my friend Jason’s house playing pool and air hockey and generally having a good time. Great food, too, which I’ve come to expect at Jason’s parties. He and his wife, Tracy, really know how to kick it up.

Other costumes at the party include: a Musketeer, two medieval ladies, a whole herd of army soldiers, and an Oompa Loompa. I was particularly pleased with the Oompa Loompa costume as it probably held the most childhood-memory-value of all of them. (Besides the fact that the movie was great, I dated a girl 4’4” tall a while ago and tried to get her to dress up as an Oompa Loompa, but she absolutely refused. I thought it would have been a great costume. Oh, well. It was reasonably cathartic when one of the partygoers showed up as an Oompa Loompa.)

I’m a still irritated with Amazon. I picked up my email today to find that they rejected my credit card again. I’ve tried two different cards, both of which have been rejected. I called the respective credit card companies and found that the cards haven’t even been tried. Argh. So I went to contact Amazon to find out what’s going on, but you can only email them, you can’t call them. I emailed them, now I have to wait up to 24 hours so that they can tell me (I’m sure) that they don’t know what the damn problem is and I should call the credit card company.

The irony is, you know the card that they keep rejecting? Yeah, well, on Saturday they successfully billed that card and shipped a whole other order I had placed with them. So I know the card’s good. It’s their stupid software. Bitches.

traffic comments edit

During my commute this morning I was graced with the presence of yet another driver who doesn’t know how to merge. It seems that some folks just don’t get it. It’s real simple, folks. It breaks down like this:

If you’re merging, adjust to the traffic around you. Don’t just expect traffic to stop and let you in because you’re a moron.

There is a tiny corrollary that goes along with this:

If you think you’re going to miss your exit because you waited too long to merge, that’s your tough cookies. Go to the next exit and turn around. Dumbass.

Let’s put that in pictures for the people in the cheap seats.

Another Traffic

This is actually what happened to me today. This punk bitch decides that, rather than just easing in behind me where there’s plenty of space, she will just cruise on up and jump in because - hey - who wants to wait in line like the rest of the crowd? She was obviously someone very important, too. I know this because she thought it beneath her to even signal that she wanted in my lane; she started easing over, then started signalling. Courtesy for us proletariat folk.

Needless to say, she did not get into my lane. She nearly took off my passenger side mirror before she figured out that I wasn’t going to cave in. I gave her a liberal dose of the horn and continued on my merry way. Surprisingly, she did not try to speed up and give me the finger.

I think if I ever get laid off, I’ll sign up to become a traffic cop. I swear they’d never have to raise taxes again. I’d be the hardest-assed traffic cop this side of the mighty Mississip’, I kid you not.