I tried to get a picture of this asswipe, but it was too dark out.
I think I was just about killed today on my way in to work. Everything
was going swimmingly when I pulled up to the stoplight at SW 4th and
I was the third car in line. When the light turned green I started
moving through the intersection, and when I was just about through it,
this asshole in a silver Volkswagen cuts right in front of me, not
only changing lanes in an intersection without signaling, but trying to
fit a full car in a half car’s length. I slammed on the brakes and the
horn, swerving to avoid getting my front passenger fender taken clean
off and the guy (I assume it was a guy, but I couldn’t see) continued
without even noticing. He (she/it/whatever) came close to running me
head-on into a concrete dividing wall.
Like I said, after recovering from this feat of ridiculousness, I
caught up with the car but wasn’t able to get a picture because it was
too dark. His/her license plate was ZPR 448, though. Normally I wouldn’t
post something like that, but when you’re as reckless as that, you
Sometimes I wish I was an undercover cop so I could pull these assholes
over. I mean, seriously, folks, if you can’t think ahead enough to know
you need to be in a particular lane, at least wait until someone lets
you in. Accept the consequences of your stupidity if no one does and
get on somewhere else. Next time, maybe you’ll remember to get in line
like everyone else.