As
requested in comments, here's the Official Housewarming Gift Guide. Buy me stuff! We will be having a party at some point once we're unpacked, and the price of admission is a gift.
(Okay, I'm joking about all that, but for the people who actually do want to know what we need, here's a list. I'll keep this constantly updated with new and changing things, so check back before you get anything. I'll also be updating the registries constantly.)
THE LIST
Gift Certificates
Online Registries