I was wondering if I'd get a Traffic Asshole before the Thanksgiving holiday, and sure enough, society came through for me.
Behold: A double-long dump truck doing 20 miles an hour
in the fast lane!
He stayed in the fast lane for probably five miles. Traffic was backed up way beyond that even. Once you got past him - smooth sailing.
Thank you, Traffic Asshole, for a nice commute just before the holidays.