Kettle Chips Hiring
I’m reading the back of the “Yogurt & Green Onion” flavored Kettle Chip bag right now and it says, as the “descriptive phrase” on the back:
“Our Yogurt & Green Onion Kettle(tm) brand potato chips impart a farm fresh flavor of creamy yogurt and green onion.”
Holy shit! I thought they’d taste like cheddar cheese! I’d best take these back!
I think Kettle Chips has a position open for a copywriter. Maybe I should apply.