Homeownership

Finding a house and keeping it running.

Painting Is Like Twizzlers

Bird Exclusion

Fed Up With Painting

Painting Has Become A Fiasco

Painting Mostly Successful

Sprinkler System Installed

Sprinkler Begins

Rototilling Sucks

King of Weed Whacking

The Awning Goes Up

Siphoning Awnings

Houses Rule

Aeration

Retextured Again

I Won't Be Beaten By Drywall

Flooding My Yard

Red Debacle Update

Wall Decals

Painting The Roses Red

The Roof Is On Fire

Toilet Fixed

Leak Saga

Fixed and Broken

Home Theater

Cable Fixed

Cable Woes, or, I'm An Anal Videophile

Moved In

The Big Weekend

Funded And Recorded

Closing

Loan Approved

Housewarming Gift Guide

Covenants, Conditions and Restrictions

House Inspection Successful!

Ready For Inspection

Movers Scheduled

Home Inspection Scheduled

Now The Fun Begins

An End To Suspense

Offer Made

Relentless Pursuit Failure

Relentless Pursuit

Build Up My Hopes And Shatter My Dreams

Opening The Budget Opens Possibilities

Big Let-Down

Stressing Out

Round One, No Luck

More To Look At

Loan Pre-Approved

Picked A Broker

Making Decisions

Drive-By Viewings

Added Broker Competition

Working The Realtor; Getting GFEs

Starting The Process

New Category - Realty Check

Impatience

Mortgage Broker Premonitions

Progress Towards The House

All Dressed Up and No Place To Go

Relocation

Square One

Mostly Back to Normal

Monster Garage

Mr. Clean

Fire In The Sky

Smoke On The Water

Long Row to Hoe

Double-Wide Shine on the Boothills of Your Prime

CHiPs

The Cocktail Table