It was once again time for new barkdust, so, just as we did a couple of years back, we called Grimm's Advanced Bark Blowing and got our one unit of medium fresh fir. It was still $295, just as it was two years ago, so it was nice to see the prices didn't go up. Flowerbeds are looking nice again. Now we just have to go out and dig out the sprinkler heads since they're buried in... barkdust.

We painted the master bathroom this weekend and I realized that painting, for me, is a lot like Twizzlers. Stick with me. I love red licorice. It's so tasty and chewy and wonderful that I'm sure it's got to be good for me. Twizzlers, on the other hand... Twizzlers looks like red licorice, it smells like red licorice, but it is not, by any stretch of the imagination, red licorice. It's waxy and nasty and probably contains petrochemicals of some sort. Twizzlers is like processed cheese food compared to the Brie de Meaux of red licorice. The problem is that Twizzlers so...

A couple of weeks back we had some birds move into the walls of the house. See, we've got two dormers on the front of the house and just under the eave overhang on each side of the dormers where the dormer meets the main roof (so four places), the builder didn't actually finish the siding... so there were four places wide open for small creatures to move in. Apparently this is very common, at least in this area. Anyway, I was working in one of the rooms upstairs and I heard this scratching noise. Going outside and looking up, I could see all...

I'm pretty much done with this whole painting situation. And I don't mean "done" as in "the job is complete and correct to my satisfaction," I mean "done" as in "I've had it up to my eyeballs with the ridiculous nature of how this has gone." I had a meeting on Monday with the crew chief and the paint crew. I pointed out the three remaining problem areas. The support that runs above my railing on the porch outside was spotty and not uniformly covered. The trim around my front door was never prepped correctly so you...

The minor issues with the painting we had done have gone from "no problem, it'll be fixed" status to "mediocre fiasco." I'm hesitant to say it's the company, as the crew chief that I always talk to is nice and realizes things need to get done. I think I got a bad crew. What I expect when I delegate a task to someone (be it at work, someone I contract to do a job, etc.), is that I can describe the task well enough that certain minor detail points can be inferred by a worker's intuition. For example, with the paint thing......

Yesterday my trim got repainted because it was looking sort of nasty and flaking off a bit. Taking a little pride in ownership, I decided it was about time to spruce the place up. I had to stay home all day because part of the repaint included the front door, which hung open almost all day so the painters had access to it and so it would dry nicely around the edges. At the end, I did a walkthrough and looked at the job. Looked nice and clean. Awesome. Jenn was out with some friends last night so...

Ever since we moved into our place we've thought about getting an irrigation system. The yard is oddly shaped in front (we're on a corner lot) and there are some pretty inconveniently located parking strips that need to be tended to. That nets out to a lot of frustration running around moving sprinklers and a spotty lawn - green in the parts that it's convenient to water, dead in the parts you "just can't reach." I'm not sure what financial genius decided that the year we're getting married is also the year we should get a sprinkler system (probably...

We got this voicemail last night from Dennis' Seven Dees, the folks we contracted with to get our sprinkler system put in. The message was, "Tomorrow morning at 8:00 a crew will be out to start your irrigation system project." I just signed the contract a couple of weeks ago and the guy I talked to said they were booked five weeks out and they'd let me know when they'd be coming. I was under the impression I'd need to call the utilities to get them to mark their buried lines, get permits from the city for the development,...

Sunday morning Jenn and I went out and worked in the back yard. There's sort of a drainage issue along the north fence in our back yard, so we needed to widen the flower beds, till up the ground, and plant something in there that can stand living in a bog. To that end, we needed to rent a rototiller, which we got from Home Depot. I've never rototilled anything. I've seen it done, and the guy at the store explained how the tiller works, but I've never actually personally done it. Holy shit. I mean, holy shit. I'm a desk jockey. Seriously, I...

We bought a weed whacker this weekend, a $50 Black and Decker special from Home Depot. I am the King of Weed Whacking. And edging. I edged my whole lawn, front and back. I'm telling you, more weeds were whacked than I can explain. There's a whole section in our back yard that is/was a veritable weed forest, and that's gone. Grass along the fence line - gone. And the edge of the lawn makes it look nice and crisp. First time we did that since we moved in. Next up, a whole line of home improvements: The...

I bought, from Costco, one of those Sunsetter retractable awnings. 18 feet long, motorized with remote control and protective cover. It showed up on Thursday, March 24, in a 19 foot long tube. Not super duper heavy, but definitely not a one-man job. Even if it was light, 19 feet long is far too awkward to manipulate by yourself. I was gonna need help. My dad and my friend Stu said they'd help, so I decided to plan on putting it up on the next sunny weekend. It rained the next weekend, so this weekend was it. ...

I worked from home for a while today because my Sunsetter awning was being delivered. That came in a 19-foot-long, one-foot-diameter tube. One tube. It barely fits in the garage. That's going to be awkward to set up. While I was home, I decided to call a plumber to fix this toilet I've got downstairs. You flush it, and it continues to trickle for several minutes after it finishes filling. I stared at it for probably an hour and was about ready to tear it apart when I decided just to call someone. Ended...

I bought my first house this year and it sorta drained the funds a bit. We've recovered (financially speaking) for the most part, but I've still got stuff like the "no interest/no payments" thing on our washer and dryer hanging over me and that has to be paid... we're not quite back to where we were. And then I did my taxes. I've had to pay for the last three years. I mean, just bend me over. This year, I'm getting a refund. A refund. Enough to pay off that washer and dryer and maybe get a...

Most of the weekend was spent doing yardwork; at least, the majority of Saturday was. I bought this lawn aerator device that is basically a set of spikes attached to a handle - step on the spikes to push them into the ground, pull the handle to get them out of the ground. Like dangerous romper stompers. Thing is, that trashes your back really quickly, so the rest of the weekend I ached. I still ache. We also started painting the upstairs bathroom, which is already proving to be less painful than the last bathroom we painted because: a)...

The drywall contractors returned yesterday and patched my drywall again. Unbelieveable. It's done, though, so now I'm going to wait until the weekend to paint it. Assuming all goes according to plan, we might even be able to finish that bathroom this weekend (minus the crown molding we wanted to put up) and start on the other bathroom we had planned to paint. We already have the paint, we just need to start. I didn't want to start a new project until this one was finished. With any luck...