OK, conference organizers, listen up:
You never get the box lunch right. Ever. Even when I was in grade school and you were the field trip organizer, you still never got it right.
Not everyone wants a pre-made meat sandwich, and not everyone who doesn't want meat is a vegetarian. Giving me the choice between soggy ham, limp turkey, or sprouts-on-rye isn't a choice. I might consider the ham, but you made it six hours ago, threw a really moist tomato on there, and wrapped it tight as you could in plastic, thereby ensuring the tomato juice permeates the bread and makes...